So, I’m getting ready to cook dinner tonight. I’ve got some ground turkey defrosting, a pan on the stove for some turkey burgers, a pot of oil heating up and a mound of cut potatoes on the cutting board for some home fries.
Josh comes in from playing bball and I ask him if he wants a burger. He replies “sure! Sounds good.”
A few minutes later, he comes back into the kitchen… Looks at the potatoes and the oil and says “You makin fries, too?” I say “Nah, just cut those up to work on my knife skills… Here’s your sign!”
Have you had a moment when you said something that as soon as you said it you knew it was going to embarrass you?
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Just yesterday, I went to Wal-Mart with Abigail and we got all the stuff we came for and two other items. We went to the check out counter to wait in line and get checked out. Abigail asked me “Daddy is that all the stuff we are getting?” I couldn’t help it. I said “No, we are going to check out, pay for these item, take them to the car and come back for more.” … Here’s your sign.
Some lady in front of us heard me say that and she busted out laughing.
I can remember one time when I pulled that one someone. I was living in Alexandria Louisiana and I went to the Home Depot in search of some PVC piping to fix my kitchen sink. Once I found what I was looking for I proceeded to the check out line. The lady there was friendly with everyone. She looked at my merchandise and asked, are you fixing the sink. I looked back at her and said “No, I was thinking about building a house out of PVC pipes…. Here’s your sign.